On my first Sunday in Idaho I was heading northbound on the Interstate from Twin Falls to Mountain Home where I was stationed in the Air Force. Back then the Interstate that ran through southern Idaho was just a spur of the I-80 so it was referred to as the ‘I-80 North.’ The Honda was running better than it ever did while I was in Germany. I was so happy until the bike started to misfire. I knew something happened, about then the engine almost quit entirely. I was lucky to get it off the Interstate at the Jerome exit and up into town.
It was about 3:00 PM and I was just hoping something was open in town. I saw two older gentlemen sitting in front of the hardware store and so I nursed my broken bike up to them and shut it off. Pulling my helmet off I asked if there was a gas station in town.
“Nope,” One of them said. “Even if we had a gas station it wouldn’t be open on a Sunday.”
I told them that I was stationed at the air base and that I needed to get back even though my bike was broken. It all seemed hopeless, I knew my bike was dead and I was too far from base. Nothing is more hopeless when you just know you are too far from help.
Someone up there must like me because about then a man and his son were just coming by with a moving van, one of those rentals that you drive yourself. Mr. Gonzales and his nine year old son was also looking for gasoline and after a short conversation we agreed to load up my bike and he would take me to Mountain Home to drop me off. Just a short stop for gas up the road a bit. And he was going that way anyway.
Either I was stronger than I am today, of course that’s true, or that bike didn’t weigh so much because we loaded it up easily with the three of us lifting it into the van. I set it up on the center stand and off we went to Mountain Home.
Conversation in the truck was interesting. Cheech and Chong were big back then, Billy and I even saw them live at the Center Star Theatre only two weeks before, and of course I was interested in what some of the things they said meant.
Mr. G wasn’t too sure what “fuchi” means in Spanish; he thought it might be a select dialect or something. He said that “fushee” is an expression of discomfort when one smells something bad. But he said that “K-pesta” is “que puesta” and that means, “What stinks?”
His son thought it was all funny.
I directed him to take the exit for the business route through town, it was the Old Highway 30, and so he could drop me off at the main intersection and continue straight to pick up the Interstate at the north end of town. They dropped me off where Air Base Road runs into the old highway, I urged him to take me out to the base, an added 10 miles and I would give him $10.
“Sorry,” He declined. “We have a long way to go to get to Nampa tonight.”
And off they went still headed north.
I was still ten miles from my new home, I still hadn’t really gotten to know the place much yet and I was expected for work on Monday, my first day of duty here. So, I set my mind and stuck my thumb out hoping for a ride out to the Air Base.
“You headed out to the Base?” The first guy with a pickup truck asked me out the window, I had been there less than five minutes.
“Yeah, my bike blew up in Twin Falls.” I told him. “I need to get out to the base.”
“Well, let’s load’er up.”
“Thanks!”
Is it just the small town, or is everybody so helpful out here? Looking back I recall how I would go out of my way to pick up hitchhikers whenever I could. I loved the company and I wanted to be helpful. Today one would be putting his or her life on the line to stop and help a stranger. What a difference from then to now.
I finally got the bike home and checked it out. I could see holes burnt in the piston through the spark plug hole on the right side cylinder. The mixture on the new carburetors was too lean and the effect was for the top of the pistons to erode and finally burn completely through. I knew I should have fattened up the jets but I didn’t expect it to do this so soon.
Another lesson learned in a long line of expensive lessons in motorcycle maintenance. This one really stuck though; I raced Plymouth Hemis with Bob Cejka for a time from 1977 until they closed the drag strip in Irvine, somewhere about 1980. The lesson I learned along the Interstate in Idaho was key to our success in making the Road Runner perform well and kept us with a very consistent ET.
Back there in the Idaho desert I was thinking, “I don’t want to pull this engine out again and rebuild it all over again.” Plus, I will be without transportation until I rebuilt the engine again and got the carbs jetted right. Wait a minute; I saw a sign for a Kawasaki for sale, one like Steven’s.
I went in and found the bulletin board and sure enough there it was. “1972 Kawasaki 750 Triple for sale. $850 or take over payments.” I wrote down the phone number, got a dime, and called.
“Do, do…you, you…still have the 750?” I stuttered a lot, being afraid I may not be the first.
“Yes, I haven’t sold it yet”
“I’ll take it.” I said.
“Don’t you want to see it?”
“Yeah, when can we do this?”
I was a little over anxious. But that is how I got my first superbike. The bike that I made into a café racer from bullshit I heard back in the FMS Squadron break room with all those BMW, Kawasaki, BSA, and Norton owners. The Japanese scream machine that would take over my life for seven years.
The Honda rotted away. I saw it a few months later; someone had taken parts off it. Anything left in the desert will revert, eventually.
The rust spot is probably still there in front of the barracks.
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Afterthoughts:
Do you remember “F Troup,” the TV series about how the US Cavalry handled the Indians, if they were cowards?
Larry Storch played Corporal Agarn, the junior partner of Sgt. O’ Rourke. Agarn was a little slow on the uptake.
When I reported in for duty, I had to report to Sgt. Birch. Jack Birch had taken me under his wing when I first arrived in Bitburg; I like to think he had been my guardian angel, or sergeant, since I reported for duty on my first assignment. He was happy to see me and welcomed me to the unit, very warmly in fact.
“Realini, you are the sloppiest Staff Sergeant I have ever seen.” He commented as I was being greeted. I was used to it by then. I was always in trouble for not having my uniform ironed or my hair too long. So I just went in to the break room and sat down to watch the guys play Pinochle.
About 20 minutes later something was bothering me. I got up and went in to the office to find out what he had said to me.
Sgt. Birch looked up and smiled at me.
“What do you mean, Staff Sergeant?” I asked.
“Congratulations!” He was smiling with his hand out for a handshake. “Didn’t you hear? Your promotion just came through.”
I felt like Agarn. Happy, but really dumb.
Larry Storch played Corporal Agarn, the junior partner of Sgt. O’ Rourke. Agarn was a little slow on the uptake.
When I reported in for duty, I had to report to Sgt. Birch. Jack Birch had taken me under his wing when I first arrived in Bitburg; I like to think he had been my guardian angel, or sergeant, since I reported for duty on my first assignment. He was happy to see me and welcomed me to the unit, very warmly in fact.
“Realini, you are the sloppiest Staff Sergeant I have ever seen.” He commented as I was being greeted. I was used to it by then. I was always in trouble for not having my uniform ironed or my hair too long. So I just went in to the break room and sat down to watch the guys play Pinochle.
About 20 minutes later something was bothering me. I got up and went in to the office to find out what he had said to me.
Sgt. Birch looked up and smiled at me.
“What do you mean, Staff Sergeant?” I asked.
“Congratulations!” He was smiling with his hand out for a handshake. “Didn’t you hear? Your promotion just came through.”
I felt like Agarn. Happy, but really dumb.
Monday, January 4, 2010
I Just Want To Ride, Man
The first night after I got in from Frankfurt, Germany, Billy and I drove out to the beach because Bill wanted to go across the US from one coast to the other. So we had to drive all the way out to the beach in South Carolina to get a rightful start. On our way east that night, all Bill wanted to do was tell me about the movies I missed being in Germany. The way it worked, a movie would not make the overseas circuit through military bases until it had finished its circuit here in the States. So of course he wanted to tell me about all the movies I missed.
He kept talking about some movie about a girl with her head spinning around on her neck, or her body, or something? I was too happy just being with an old friend and having someone to talk to, I didn’t give a shit about some movie about exorcism. And I still don’t. I was very emotional at the time, I had just got off the airplane, I needed a drink or something, and it was hot and humid. I had never been on the east coast in summer before and it was something new for me. I hated the four winters I spent in the military, all I wanted was the warmth of California. Now I had too much.
We ended up sleeping in the Red Van on the beach and I got 200 mosquito bites, or so. I was so tired I didn’t care. The inside of the Red Van was so hot and humid I had to get out and get some air. I was tired and needed sleep but I couldn’t sleep in the heat so I ended up walking along the beach by myself just to get out of the hot van. Oh hell, the mosquitoes made it miserable, at least in the van the number of insects was limited. I was miserable and it wasn’t going to get any better for a long time.
To make the long trip short, I will only cover a few highlights of the trip. This is how we got to Idaho. Just as a note here, I could not remember too many of the places we passed through, I thought our second night was Albuquerque but thanks to Billy my memory is reinstated, it was Jackson Mississippi.
After the insect conflict on the beach in South Carolina, we drove to Jackson, Mississippi by way of Atlanta, Georgia. I had never been in the south before and Billy had told me about a guy in a song who had troubles in a bar while traveling through the south. The song ended with the artist’s comment that the next time he goes from Florida to California it will be through Omaha! Being the paranoid freak that I was back then I only had visions of roadhouse brawls and Bill and I nearly escaping with our lives and buckshot dents in the back door of the Red Van.
We got a motel room in Jackson when the mosquito bites were at their peak of itch/scratch. It was still hot and humid so I cut off some jeans and languished in the pool until my fingers wrinkled, it took extra long for that because I was still scratching. I stopped in the motel lobby and got some itch cream to squelch the ones I could reach. I finally got to sleep in the air-conditioned motel room and I still don’t remember getting up the next day.
So it was back on the road again, to paraphrase Willie Nelson. The country we traveled through was lush with trees and grass. I had two years of similar countryside in Europe, but the land was different, there is nothing like Western Europe for travel by car. Going back to my youth in California, the countryside was green and lush only for a few weeks in the spring, mostly the ground cover in California is brown grass studded by green Oak trees, unless you drive through the redwood forest or along the beach.
Mile after mile we traveled from one town to the next. The Mississippi River has always been something I wanted to see. I followed our progress on the map the best I could but it was quite a letdown when we finally passed over the muddy waters on an old rusty bridge. I expected it to be wider with lots of river boats and barges going up river with products for the masses and returning with grains and produce for the big city dwellers and for export. Texas loomed ahead.
For anybody who served in the Air Force, Lackland AFB in San Antonio is home. Billy wanted to visit the Jersey Lily, in Langtry along the Texas-Mexico border, the Rio Grande. This was the home and courthouse of Judge Roy Bean, the Hangin’ Judge, Law West of the Pecos. Therefore, we were going through San Antonio for points west.
We saw a billboard for one of those places you pass on the road when you are going somewhere. It was a cave in central Texas where the road had to swerve to avoid the unstable ground. Anyway the ad looked good. We decided to stop and for only a few dollars got the guided tour through a very well maintained cave with lots of cave architecture.
They had an underground tram, good lighting and when we all looked up to see daylight through a hole in the ceiling; we saw where a saber tooth tiger had scratched the wall trying to escape. They told us the tiger bones were still there and behind us it was true. They also told us that the cave was discovered when they drilled core samples for the highway, and bingo, they found it. On the way out we were treated to a very moving religious moment when they lit up a wall image of the lord.
We stopped in SA for something in a strip mall. I remember the motorcycle shop, it was just a storefront in a strip mall along the frontage road for the loop highway around San Antonio, but they had a rear tire for my Honda and guess what, I wanted it. I had noticed I needed a new rear tire and there it was. Billy said don’t spend your money on that, we need it for the trip. He was right, I bought the tire and we needed the money. That necessitated another stop later at Norton AFB in San Bernardino to get paid.
We made it to Del Rio and on to Langtry with just enough time to see the sunset over the Rio Grande. We of course arrived too late to see the Hangin’ Judge’s bar and courthouse so we climbed the wall and peeked over to see the Jersey Lily and all the holes in the roof and smokestack, that was the wild west. At least I got to see the Pecos and the Rio Grande come together.
On the trip up the western part of Texas we saw a long straight stretch of road ahead. It was about 30 or 40 miles of road that was calling me to ride. I told Billy I wanted to stop and unload my bike so I could ride.
“I just want to ride, man.” I said.
I was itching to be on my scooter again.
Billy was trying to convince me that I didn’t want to.
He said it like it was an insult to ask for help to unload my bike. I think he was envious because he didn’t bring his bike along too.
We didn’t stop, nor did I get to ride my Honda.
So we made it to Carlsbad and we wanted to see the Caverns. The elevator ride down was a rush and I was amazed to see so much food available at the snack bar 754 feet below the desert floor. Wow, I was so impressed to see such concern for the comfort of my fellow humans. I just had to overlook the price of hotdogs that far underground.
Seeing how we were now so close to Alamogordo New Mexico, we had to visit Steven Pundock, he was stationed at Homestead AFB just outside of town. Billy had Steven’s address and we waited only a few hours for him to arrive home from work, what a surprise eh? Come home from work on your Honda 500 four and find two old army buddies waiting for you at home.
Steven’s roommate worked at a theatre in town that was showing a special movie so we all went together to see a very well acclaimed movie of that era. It was right up there with Bob & Carol, Ted & Alice, The Graduate, and Rosemary’s Baby.
I have never seen Steven since, I have regretted not keeping in touch with him, and he did make a big influence in my life. Both Billy and I have tried to contact him, leaving messages, but neither one of us have heard back. I think he lives in Mesquite, Texas now.
After we stopped in San Bernardino for money Billy and I headed back in the wrong direction to see the Ghost Town of Calico, just outside of Barstow. You could almost hear the words of Kenny Rodgers as we read the signs depicting each shack or building. In fact the wording is the same.
Billy and I finally made it to my mom’s house in Modesto late that night. It wasn’t for a few days before we finally made it out to the beach in Pacifica to complete our coast-to-coast trip. What a pleasure to be in the fog of Pacifica as we visited my cousin Paul and his wonderful wife Shelly. We had a blast together and smoked a lot of Lemon Twist Cigarettes, enough to puke a lot.
My mom got remarried while we were there. She waited until I got back from Germany before she married her second husband, Tom. Too bad she didn’t check the police log before she married him. I think it should be the law. Tom was all right I guess, he was a devout Catholic, two hours every Sunday. The rest of the time he spent with a bottle.
Tom tried to keep everything my dad left for me. My father had quite a garage full of tools. Of course my dad told me they would become mine someday. Tom told me that it was too bad because they were his now.
Tom’s father helped build the first Panama Canal. Tom’s father died in the late 1970s and left all his tools from a long career as a Tool and Die maker for his three sons and many grandkids. Tom claimed all that stuff too, the greedy bastard. If you ever want to see what Tom’s father left them, come over and visit sometime, I’d be glad to show you.
That and most of the stuff my dad left me too.
Anyway, Billy delivered me to Mountain Home AFB on the day before I had to report in. Thanks Billy, it was fun; I know you are reading this. When I reported in I also got paid for the time I was off gallivanting around the west. Remember the problems I had with the carburetors on my Honda? I set out for Boise right away and found the local Honda dealer.
Two Mikuni carbs to go please.
I figured I had the system beat. I was trading in those constant velocity factory carbs that would stick on me, and I was getting a couple of the best-upgraded items for my bike available at that time. I couldn’t wait to get back to base and change out those carbs. So with the boxes strapped to the rear seat of my Honda I headed back to the air base.
Wow what a difference. The old Honda twin ran really well. A little trip down to Twin Falls along the Snake River and I was in heaven, maybe I could like Idaho after all. Just me and my Honda, riding through frequent patches of potatoes, looking for what Evil Knievel had left behind.
Happiness comes in small packages. Mikuni carbs come in small packages.
Boy that bike ran good.
That is until I got to Jerome.
That is when I discovered how far out in the sticks Idaho is.
He kept talking about some movie about a girl with her head spinning around on her neck, or her body, or something? I was too happy just being with an old friend and having someone to talk to, I didn’t give a shit about some movie about exorcism. And I still don’t. I was very emotional at the time, I had just got off the airplane, I needed a drink or something, and it was hot and humid. I had never been on the east coast in summer before and it was something new for me. I hated the four winters I spent in the military, all I wanted was the warmth of California. Now I had too much.
We ended up sleeping in the Red Van on the beach and I got 200 mosquito bites, or so. I was so tired I didn’t care. The inside of the Red Van was so hot and humid I had to get out and get some air. I was tired and needed sleep but I couldn’t sleep in the heat so I ended up walking along the beach by myself just to get out of the hot van. Oh hell, the mosquitoes made it miserable, at least in the van the number of insects was limited. I was miserable and it wasn’t going to get any better for a long time.
To make the long trip short, I will only cover a few highlights of the trip. This is how we got to Idaho. Just as a note here, I could not remember too many of the places we passed through, I thought our second night was Albuquerque but thanks to Billy my memory is reinstated, it was Jackson Mississippi.
After the insect conflict on the beach in South Carolina, we drove to Jackson, Mississippi by way of Atlanta, Georgia. I had never been in the south before and Billy had told me about a guy in a song who had troubles in a bar while traveling through the south. The song ended with the artist’s comment that the next time he goes from Florida to California it will be through Omaha! Being the paranoid freak that I was back then I only had visions of roadhouse brawls and Bill and I nearly escaping with our lives and buckshot dents in the back door of the Red Van.
We got a motel room in Jackson when the mosquito bites were at their peak of itch/scratch. It was still hot and humid so I cut off some jeans and languished in the pool until my fingers wrinkled, it took extra long for that because I was still scratching. I stopped in the motel lobby and got some itch cream to squelch the ones I could reach. I finally got to sleep in the air-conditioned motel room and I still don’t remember getting up the next day.
So it was back on the road again, to paraphrase Willie Nelson. The country we traveled through was lush with trees and grass. I had two years of similar countryside in Europe, but the land was different, there is nothing like Western Europe for travel by car. Going back to my youth in California, the countryside was green and lush only for a few weeks in the spring, mostly the ground cover in California is brown grass studded by green Oak trees, unless you drive through the redwood forest or along the beach.
Mile after mile we traveled from one town to the next. The Mississippi River has always been something I wanted to see. I followed our progress on the map the best I could but it was quite a letdown when we finally passed over the muddy waters on an old rusty bridge. I expected it to be wider with lots of river boats and barges going up river with products for the masses and returning with grains and produce for the big city dwellers and for export. Texas loomed ahead.
For anybody who served in the Air Force, Lackland AFB in San Antonio is home. Billy wanted to visit the Jersey Lily, in Langtry along the Texas-Mexico border, the Rio Grande. This was the home and courthouse of Judge Roy Bean, the Hangin’ Judge, Law West of the Pecos. Therefore, we were going through San Antonio for points west.
We saw a billboard for one of those places you pass on the road when you are going somewhere. It was a cave in central Texas where the road had to swerve to avoid the unstable ground. Anyway the ad looked good. We decided to stop and for only a few dollars got the guided tour through a very well maintained cave with lots of cave architecture.
They had an underground tram, good lighting and when we all looked up to see daylight through a hole in the ceiling; we saw where a saber tooth tiger had scratched the wall trying to escape. They told us the tiger bones were still there and behind us it was true. They also told us that the cave was discovered when they drilled core samples for the highway, and bingo, they found it. On the way out we were treated to a very moving religious moment when they lit up a wall image of the lord.
We stopped in SA for something in a strip mall. I remember the motorcycle shop, it was just a storefront in a strip mall along the frontage road for the loop highway around San Antonio, but they had a rear tire for my Honda and guess what, I wanted it. I had noticed I needed a new rear tire and there it was. Billy said don’t spend your money on that, we need it for the trip. He was right, I bought the tire and we needed the money. That necessitated another stop later at Norton AFB in San Bernardino to get paid.
We made it to Del Rio and on to Langtry with just enough time to see the sunset over the Rio Grande. We of course arrived too late to see the Hangin’ Judge’s bar and courthouse so we climbed the wall and peeked over to see the Jersey Lily and all the holes in the roof and smokestack, that was the wild west. At least I got to see the Pecos and the Rio Grande come together.
On the trip up the western part of Texas we saw a long straight stretch of road ahead. It was about 30 or 40 miles of road that was calling me to ride. I told Billy I wanted to stop and unload my bike so I could ride.
“I just want to ride, man.” I said.
I was itching to be on my scooter again.
Billy was trying to convince me that I didn’t want to.
He said it like it was an insult to ask for help to unload my bike. I think he was envious because he didn’t bring his bike along too.
We didn’t stop, nor did I get to ride my Honda.
So we made it to Carlsbad and we wanted to see the Caverns. The elevator ride down was a rush and I was amazed to see so much food available at the snack bar 754 feet below the desert floor. Wow, I was so impressed to see such concern for the comfort of my fellow humans. I just had to overlook the price of hotdogs that far underground.
Seeing how we were now so close to Alamogordo New Mexico, we had to visit Steven Pundock, he was stationed at Homestead AFB just outside of town. Billy had Steven’s address and we waited only a few hours for him to arrive home from work, what a surprise eh? Come home from work on your Honda 500 four and find two old army buddies waiting for you at home.
Steven’s roommate worked at a theatre in town that was showing a special movie so we all went together to see a very well acclaimed movie of that era. It was right up there with Bob & Carol, Ted & Alice, The Graduate, and Rosemary’s Baby.
I have never seen Steven since, I have regretted not keeping in touch with him, and he did make a big influence in my life. Both Billy and I have tried to contact him, leaving messages, but neither one of us have heard back. I think he lives in Mesquite, Texas now.
After we stopped in San Bernardino for money Billy and I headed back in the wrong direction to see the Ghost Town of Calico, just outside of Barstow. You could almost hear the words of Kenny Rodgers as we read the signs depicting each shack or building. In fact the wording is the same.
Billy and I finally made it to my mom’s house in Modesto late that night. It wasn’t for a few days before we finally made it out to the beach in Pacifica to complete our coast-to-coast trip. What a pleasure to be in the fog of Pacifica as we visited my cousin Paul and his wonderful wife Shelly. We had a blast together and smoked a lot of Lemon Twist Cigarettes, enough to puke a lot.
My mom got remarried while we were there. She waited until I got back from Germany before she married her second husband, Tom. Too bad she didn’t check the police log before she married him. I think it should be the law. Tom was all right I guess, he was a devout Catholic, two hours every Sunday. The rest of the time he spent with a bottle.
Tom tried to keep everything my dad left for me. My father had quite a garage full of tools. Of course my dad told me they would become mine someday. Tom told me that it was too bad because they were his now.
Tom’s father helped build the first Panama Canal. Tom’s father died in the late 1970s and left all his tools from a long career as a Tool and Die maker for his three sons and many grandkids. Tom claimed all that stuff too, the greedy bastard. If you ever want to see what Tom’s father left them, come over and visit sometime, I’d be glad to show you.
That and most of the stuff my dad left me too.
Anyway, Billy delivered me to Mountain Home AFB on the day before I had to report in. Thanks Billy, it was fun; I know you are reading this. When I reported in I also got paid for the time I was off gallivanting around the west. Remember the problems I had with the carburetors on my Honda? I set out for Boise right away and found the local Honda dealer.
Two Mikuni carbs to go please.
I figured I had the system beat. I was trading in those constant velocity factory carbs that would stick on me, and I was getting a couple of the best-upgraded items for my bike available at that time. I couldn’t wait to get back to base and change out those carbs. So with the boxes strapped to the rear seat of my Honda I headed back to the air base.
Wow what a difference. The old Honda twin ran really well. A little trip down to Twin Falls along the Snake River and I was in heaven, maybe I could like Idaho after all. Just me and my Honda, riding through frequent patches of potatoes, looking for what Evil Knievel had left behind.
Happiness comes in small packages. Mikuni carbs come in small packages.
Boy that bike ran good.
That is until I got to Jerome.
That is when I discovered how far out in the sticks Idaho is.
Sunday, January 3, 2010
Aviano, Italy
It all started as a rumor. Cameron, our cockpit man, told me my orders to transfer to Nellis AFB near Las Vegas were changed, I was now going to Mountain Home AFB, in Mountain Home, Idaho.
No, no no no! It isn’t legal to change my next assignment less than 30 days before my last day.
I went over to the squadron to find somebody to complain. We were TDY, on temporary duty assignment, and the squadron I was referring to was the Tactical Fighter Squadron I was TDY with, not the maintenance squadron of home. Even though I had never been inside the squadron headquarters, I knew I had to do something. I asked around and sure enough, they had a copy for me. My next station is now Mountain Home, Idaho.
I had to get a map to see where it is. Well not so bad, it is still close enough I can go home and visit my mom occasionally. Most were jealous, Mountain Home is a choice assignment. It is a sportsman’s paradise they all told me.
I grew up fishing. I had guns, almost an arsenal. Sportsman’s paradise, eh? I guess I could get along there, but it still irked me that they changed my next base to Idaho.
I know now what happened back then. It was Jack Birch, he had me transferred to his base. He took a liking to me right away back when I first arrived at Bitburg, and now he was reaching out and having me assigned to his current home. Well, I guess it is always nice when you are wanted.
I had to get a letter off to Billy right away.
When I got back to Bitburg I got a letter from Billy.
So I sent Bill a copy of my orders, a power of attorney, and the registration on my bike.
So I got another letter from Billy.
They all laughed at me.
All my roommates, all my motorcycle buddies, even Al Holsenbeck, by boss, thought I was a fool to send Dexter all that stuff.
I left Bitburg on the same bus I arrived in just two years and two months prior. I didn’t look back. I was jet lagged when I arrived. I was just as detached when I left.
I got on a plane in Frankfurt and I flew across the ocean to Charleston South Carolina.
I got off the plane and there was Billy.
He had his red van.
My motorcycle was in the back.
No, no no no! It isn’t legal to change my next assignment less than 30 days before my last day.
I went over to the squadron to find somebody to complain. We were TDY, on temporary duty assignment, and the squadron I was referring to was the Tactical Fighter Squadron I was TDY with, not the maintenance squadron of home. Even though I had never been inside the squadron headquarters, I knew I had to do something. I asked around and sure enough, they had a copy for me. My next station is now Mountain Home, Idaho.
I had to get a map to see where it is. Well not so bad, it is still close enough I can go home and visit my mom occasionally. Most were jealous, Mountain Home is a choice assignment. It is a sportsman’s paradise they all told me.
I grew up fishing. I had guns, almost an arsenal. Sportsman’s paradise, eh? I guess I could get along there, but it still irked me that they changed my next base to Idaho.
I know now what happened back then. It was Jack Birch, he had me transferred to his base. He took a liking to me right away back when I first arrived at Bitburg, and now he was reaching out and having me assigned to his current home. Well, I guess it is always nice when you are wanted.
I had to get a letter off to Billy right away.
Dear Billy,
Them bastards changed me to Mountain Home AFB, Idaho. My new orders are to arrive in Charleston AFB, South Carolina. My motorcycle is going to arrive in New Jersey. Now what am I supposed to do?
Your Buddy,
Joey
When I got back to Bitburg I got a letter from Billy.
Joey,
No problem, just send me a power of attorney, I will pick up your bike in New Jersey and drive down to Charleston and get you. Then we will drive to California together.
Billy
So I sent Bill a copy of my orders, a power of attorney, and the registration on my bike.
So I got another letter from Billy.
Joey,
Thanks a lot sucker. Thanks for the really neat motorcycle.
Billy
They all laughed at me.
All my roommates, all my motorcycle buddies, even Al Holsenbeck, by boss, thought I was a fool to send Dexter all that stuff.
I left Bitburg on the same bus I arrived in just two years and two months prior. I didn’t look back. I was jet lagged when I arrived. I was just as detached when I left.
I got on a plane in Frankfurt and I flew across the ocean to Charleston South Carolina.
I got off the plane and there was Billy.
He had his red van.
My motorcycle was in the back.
Saturday, January 2, 2010
Back At Home
The big trip is over. Steven got his bike back with only a few miles added to the odometer, an empty tank, well almost, it was actually not on reserve yet, and I gained a pair of motorcycle goggles but I lost my friend.
I was reassigned to a different load crew, I was now on Al Holsenbeck’s crew with people I didn’t know very well, and none of them were bikers. We now had to move to a new shop location, we lost our revetment near Victor Alert, we now occupied the hanger that used to house the two mix-master helicopters of our rescue unit, I suppose it was either relocated to a different base or they disbanded.
Life had made many changes in the short week we were gone. I had some getting used to.
This was the first time I was disappointed with those kinds of changes. There were many more to come, some of each on either side of the disappointment fence.
I considered myself a veteran motorcycle rider at this point. I could ride the big bikes and I rode two-up all the way back from England. I still hung out with the guys in the motorcycle group, except Calvin was standoffish.
I still rode my Honda around Bitburg, Trier, and the Mosel River a lot. Only a few trips to outlying areas, I never did take a trip to France on it, I regret that now. I still had trouble with the slides sticking on my carburetors, I sometimes had to hold the throttle open and just wait for them to release. On occasion it was embarrassing.
Then the big day came and I got my orders to transfer to Nellis AFB, near Las Vegas, Nevada. I had hoped for Castle AFB in Merced, they had B-52’s my dream to work on. Nellis was OK with me, it was close enough to California I would be happy.
I sent a letter off to Billy Dexter, one of the old timers who had taken me under his wing when I first arrived at Bitburg back in ’72. His nickname was Billy Bolder, from the Mothers’ of Invention album, Billy the Mountain. He denies it but it is how I remember.
Billy wanted to take a leave of absence from his current station in upstate New York to drive across the states with me, since I was going to arrive on the east coast and needed to travel to California. Permanent change of station, the orders I had assigning me to Nellis, included one month of leave, so I could travel. I hadn’t seen my sisters, or most of my family, in over two years. My mom has spent one month with me in my VW touring Europe less than a year before.
The trip with Billy sounded good. We had traveled in his Opel GT together when I went to Spain with before he was reassigned, so I kind of knew what would happen. I hadn’t studied too well in school so Billy was my history and geography teacher now. What the heck lets go!
I rode up to Bremerhaven on my bike and left it with the military agent there to have it shipped to Bayonne, New Jersey. I was accompanied with all my buddies from the motorcycle group, plus a few more who wanted to go for the long ride. One of the guys had a ’64 Chevy that we took that along for the ride home. It was full both ways. Bach rode my Honda for a while on the trip up.
I was very happy to be going home to California. Things were winding down for me in Germany. I wanted to go home in a bad way. I wish I had stayed longer now.
I volunteered to travel to Aviano Italy one more time on a TDY with my loading crew. I loved the place, I had good friends from my motorcycle buddies going at the same time, so I signed a waiver and it was off to Italy in a C-130.
At least things were going my way. That is until I got to Italy. Then the worst thing you could imagine happened to me that didn’t include anybody giving up the ghost.
My orders to Nellis were cancelled!
I was reassigned to a different load crew, I was now on Al Holsenbeck’s crew with people I didn’t know very well, and none of them were bikers. We now had to move to a new shop location, we lost our revetment near Victor Alert, we now occupied the hanger that used to house the two mix-master helicopters of our rescue unit, I suppose it was either relocated to a different base or they disbanded.
Life had made many changes in the short week we were gone. I had some getting used to.
This was the first time I was disappointed with those kinds of changes. There were many more to come, some of each on either side of the disappointment fence.
I considered myself a veteran motorcycle rider at this point. I could ride the big bikes and I rode two-up all the way back from England. I still hung out with the guys in the motorcycle group, except Calvin was standoffish.
I still rode my Honda around Bitburg, Trier, and the Mosel River a lot. Only a few trips to outlying areas, I never did take a trip to France on it, I regret that now. I still had trouble with the slides sticking on my carburetors, I sometimes had to hold the throttle open and just wait for them to release. On occasion it was embarrassing.
Then the big day came and I got my orders to transfer to Nellis AFB, near Las Vegas, Nevada. I had hoped for Castle AFB in Merced, they had B-52’s my dream to work on. Nellis was OK with me, it was close enough to California I would be happy.
I sent a letter off to Billy Dexter, one of the old timers who had taken me under his wing when I first arrived at Bitburg back in ’72. His nickname was Billy Bolder, from the Mothers’ of Invention album, Billy the Mountain. He denies it but it is how I remember.
Billy wanted to take a leave of absence from his current station in upstate New York to drive across the states with me, since I was going to arrive on the east coast and needed to travel to California. Permanent change of station, the orders I had assigning me to Nellis, included one month of leave, so I could travel. I hadn’t seen my sisters, or most of my family, in over two years. My mom has spent one month with me in my VW touring Europe less than a year before.
The trip with Billy sounded good. We had traveled in his Opel GT together when I went to Spain with before he was reassigned, so I kind of knew what would happen. I hadn’t studied too well in school so Billy was my history and geography teacher now. What the heck lets go!
I rode up to Bremerhaven on my bike and left it with the military agent there to have it shipped to Bayonne, New Jersey. I was accompanied with all my buddies from the motorcycle group, plus a few more who wanted to go for the long ride. One of the guys had a ’64 Chevy that we took that along for the ride home. It was full both ways. Bach rode my Honda for a while on the trip up.
I was very happy to be going home to California. Things were winding down for me in Germany. I wanted to go home in a bad way. I wish I had stayed longer now.
I volunteered to travel to Aviano Italy one more time on a TDY with my loading crew. I loved the place, I had good friends from my motorcycle buddies going at the same time, so I signed a waiver and it was off to Italy in a C-130.
At least things were going my way. That is until I got to Italy. Then the worst thing you could imagine happened to me that didn’t include anybody giving up the ghost.
My orders to Nellis were cancelled!
Friday, January 1, 2010
On Borrowed Time, Part Eight; London and Home
Being the veteran, I advised Calvin that the only thing in London for a couple of 22-year-old boys was to hang out at Piccadilly. So we got us a room in a cheap hotel and took the tube to Piccadilly.
“You are going to have to find somewhere else to go, I plan to bring someone back here for the night.” Calvin advised me.
My instant reaction was to close down and withdraw. I had been cut out of the action more than once in the past and I was no stranger to it. My idea was that if we had found a couple of chicks, birds they call them in London, we would come back to our hotel with them together.
I knew better, I felt bad that he was treating me this way but I know the English better than he does.
“You are wrong if you think you will get anybody to come home with you tonight.” I countered.
“What makes you think I can’t get laid?” He continued, with distain in his voice.
I knew Calvin had already made it with one of the WACs back at Bitburg. Not too many of us had, I never did, the pool to pick from was extremely limited. I had a roommate who picked his women from base housing, the married women that is.
Calvin told me the WAC he had dated was strange in an earlier conversation. I knew the girl he was talking about back then, you see there were a grand total of 30 women stationed at Bitburg, in the enlisted quarters that is, everyone knew all of the girls there by reputation. And knowing the girl he had dated, I thought Calvin was a little weird anyway, just because he had gone out with her in the first place.
“We are in London.” I knew I had him, “You will have to be properly introduced.”
I just make an enemy. Was it my negative vibes, my forthright attitude, or was I just right? We spent most of the evening hanging out in Piccadilly and we rode the Underground back to the cheap hotel together.
It was the low spot of our trip. Calvin couldn’t get laid. I lost my friend.
Bummer.
The somber feelings continued all the way back home.
We almost ran out of gas in Belgium, it being the middle of the night, nothing was open. Our planning to make it back was difficult. We did stop in a gas station that was closed and drained an already empty hose into Steven’s gas tank.
Calvin became nervous as we got near the German border. He kept asking if I had gone on the reserve yet. The early motorcycles had a tank valve that selected reserve, an extra half gallon to get you to a gas station when you ran out of gas.
I felt nasty. I told him we were on reserve, but we had not gotten that low yet.
I know he knew I was lying, the numbers just didn’t add up. He kept on me about how did we make it without gas. He never did drop it.
I hate it when I lose a friend.
It always makes me feel like I am all alone in the world.
Why can’t we just have a good time?
Looking back, I think it was the women. Would I have had those problems if we had hooked up that night in London?
Destiny is a funny thing.
What do you believe in?
I believe that regret is painful. What if I didn’t lie to Calvin about the gas? Or what if I didn’t tell him that he couldn’t get laid in London? Regret tells me that everything would have been different. But what really would have happened? Would the outcome really have been different?
I kept my friends throughout my stay in Germany. I still talk to Billy Dexter and Don Mack. But I‘ve lost track of all the others. I tried to contact a few of them. Mostly I get no answer and no call back after I leave a message.
I even went to a Bitburg reunion a few years ago in Branson with my wife Norma. We had a good time but the people were not the ones I had such a good time with back then.
Yes I regret not keeping up with the old gang. I can’t even remember a lot of their names. But it’s too late now.
And that’s why I am writing this. I am opening up my soul to get all this down and in print. I want the world to learn from my mistakes. I hope I can pass this one thought on to at least one person out there.
We are all on borrowed time. None of it belongs to us in the long run. We just move on. But what we leave behind is what matters the most. When I am old and sucking my gums in front of the fireplace I want to feel good about what I have left behind. I value my friends the most but it is expectations that ruin friendships.
I once told a friend when he asked me why I hung around after I saw him do something wrong to someone else, a mutual friend. I told him that friends are those who like you even after they know your faults.
And what about family?
I see them as the friends you don’t get to pick.
Live well, love all, and hang in there when it doesn’t work out.
I will be back with another story soon, from Germany but on a higher note.
I promise.
“You are going to have to find somewhere else to go, I plan to bring someone back here for the night.” Calvin advised me.
My instant reaction was to close down and withdraw. I had been cut out of the action more than once in the past and I was no stranger to it. My idea was that if we had found a couple of chicks, birds they call them in London, we would come back to our hotel with them together.
I knew better, I felt bad that he was treating me this way but I know the English better than he does.
“You are wrong if you think you will get anybody to come home with you tonight.” I countered.
“What makes you think I can’t get laid?” He continued, with distain in his voice.
I knew Calvin had already made it with one of the WACs back at Bitburg. Not too many of us had, I never did, the pool to pick from was extremely limited. I had a roommate who picked his women from base housing, the married women that is.
Calvin told me the WAC he had dated was strange in an earlier conversation. I knew the girl he was talking about back then, you see there were a grand total of 30 women stationed at Bitburg, in the enlisted quarters that is, everyone knew all of the girls there by reputation. And knowing the girl he had dated, I thought Calvin was a little weird anyway, just because he had gone out with her in the first place.
“We are in London.” I knew I had him, “You will have to be properly introduced.”
I just make an enemy. Was it my negative vibes, my forthright attitude, or was I just right? We spent most of the evening hanging out in Piccadilly and we rode the Underground back to the cheap hotel together.
It was the low spot of our trip. Calvin couldn’t get laid. I lost my friend.
Bummer.
The somber feelings continued all the way back home.
We almost ran out of gas in Belgium, it being the middle of the night, nothing was open. Our planning to make it back was difficult. We did stop in a gas station that was closed and drained an already empty hose into Steven’s gas tank.
Calvin became nervous as we got near the German border. He kept asking if I had gone on the reserve yet. The early motorcycles had a tank valve that selected reserve, an extra half gallon to get you to a gas station when you ran out of gas.
I felt nasty. I told him we were on reserve, but we had not gotten that low yet.
I know he knew I was lying, the numbers just didn’t add up. He kept on me about how did we make it without gas. He never did drop it.
I hate it when I lose a friend.
It always makes me feel like I am all alone in the world.
Why can’t we just have a good time?
Looking back, I think it was the women. Would I have had those problems if we had hooked up that night in London?
Destiny is a funny thing.
What do you believe in?
I believe that regret is painful. What if I didn’t lie to Calvin about the gas? Or what if I didn’t tell him that he couldn’t get laid in London? Regret tells me that everything would have been different. But what really would have happened? Would the outcome really have been different?
I kept my friends throughout my stay in Germany. I still talk to Billy Dexter and Don Mack. But I‘ve lost track of all the others. I tried to contact a few of them. Mostly I get no answer and no call back after I leave a message.
I even went to a Bitburg reunion a few years ago in Branson with my wife Norma. We had a good time but the people were not the ones I had such a good time with back then.
Yes I regret not keeping up with the old gang. I can’t even remember a lot of their names. But it’s too late now.
And that’s why I am writing this. I am opening up my soul to get all this down and in print. I want the world to learn from my mistakes. I hope I can pass this one thought on to at least one person out there.
We are all on borrowed time. None of it belongs to us in the long run. We just move on. But what we leave behind is what matters the most. When I am old and sucking my gums in front of the fireplace I want to feel good about what I have left behind. I value my friends the most but it is expectations that ruin friendships.
I once told a friend when he asked me why I hung around after I saw him do something wrong to someone else, a mutual friend. I told him that friends are those who like you even after they know your faults.
And what about family?
I see them as the friends you don’t get to pick.
Live well, love all, and hang in there when it doesn’t work out.
I will be back with another story soon, from Germany but on a higher note.
I promise.
On Borrowed Time, Part Seven; Stonehenge
Science has yet to determine the origins of Stonehenge. To date, each new revelation regarding the “meaning” of the rocks has been a revelation in what they thought they knew about the old meanings. It astonishes me that we can look at something today and determine so much of what we know so little about.
To put things in perspective, the heart was a mystery to man until the first fluid pump was invented, then we “understood” it all.
So what happens next?
When we invent the next level of astro-thingamajig, will we understand Stonehenge?
Stonehenge has always intrigued me, the first reasonings I was exposed to back in the ‘60s, I believe I saw it in Scientific American magazine, explained that the site was a guide to celestial events. The writers of that article explained that an exact copy was built somewhere in the South, but it didn’t work. Why? They assumed that the problem was that it was not built on the same parallel.
Why didn’t they compensate?
This is Science, an exact…I give up!
This left me with the attitude that Scientists don’t really know what they are doing.
So I had to go look for myself.
When Calvin and I left Lakenheath AB in Central England, our nest stop was London, via Stonehenge. What? Via Stonehenge? No way you may say, Stonehenge is on the other side of London. But even though we were riding two-up (that means two people and only one bike) we were on the fastest motorcycle at that time.
Remember Steppenwolf? Born to be wild!
I recall hearing on one of those radio broadcast interviews that the author of that song, Dennis Edmonton, AKA Mars Bonfire, wrote it just after he had gotten his first car, something like a ’62 Comet, and he saw a poster for a Harley-Davidson motorcycle that showed the bike exploding out of a Fourth-of-July bang with a caption something like Born to Be Wild!
So, we had a motorcycle, we had the time, we were in England, we were “Born to Be Wild!”
I started to become worried when we were getting close, I had figured that the site for Stonehenge would be somewhere out in a field, kind of isolated. We were on the main road and getting close, all the signs said so. What was really confusing was that the map showed it on one side of the road and the park entrance on the other.
I could see it just ahead. The road looked like it would run right through the center of the stones.
So there it was, we had arrived and just as the map depicted, the parking lot was on the wrong side of the road. We parked and walked through a tunnel to get to the site.
Who in their right mind would build a road so close to one of the great wonders of the world? Why didn’t they go around and give the site some room? Again, I give up.
So there I stood, amongst the rocks. No, make that stones.
I cold feel the life in them. I had to touch one to feel if it was cold.
Everything in England is cold let me reassure you. Foggy and cold. No wonder they tried to settle the world, no one wanted to stay in this dreary place. Listen to me, I grew up in San Francisco, so I don’t really mean it. Foggy and cold is nice, but the English really do have a beautiful country, some of the landscape is remarkable.
I don’t really know how long we stood there, but the moments are etched in my mind permanently. I wanted to be there when the sun rose over the heel stone. I wanted to taste the essence of this remarkable location.
Calvin had kind of gone off alone. I saw him walking around with his helmet in his hand. It appeared he too was enthralled with this fantastic location and all it means.
I looked at him almost as he looked at me and with a wink of an eye we both knew.
Enough! Lets go to London and party!
To put things in perspective, the heart was a mystery to man until the first fluid pump was invented, then we “understood” it all.
So what happens next?
When we invent the next level of astro-thingamajig, will we understand Stonehenge?
Stonehenge has always intrigued me, the first reasonings I was exposed to back in the ‘60s, I believe I saw it in Scientific American magazine, explained that the site was a guide to celestial events. The writers of that article explained that an exact copy was built somewhere in the South, but it didn’t work. Why? They assumed that the problem was that it was not built on the same parallel.
Why didn’t they compensate?
This is Science, an exact…I give up!
This left me with the attitude that Scientists don’t really know what they are doing.
So I had to go look for myself.
When Calvin and I left Lakenheath AB in Central England, our nest stop was London, via Stonehenge. What? Via Stonehenge? No way you may say, Stonehenge is on the other side of London. But even though we were riding two-up (that means two people and only one bike) we were on the fastest motorcycle at that time.
Remember Steppenwolf? Born to be wild!
I recall hearing on one of those radio broadcast interviews that the author of that song, Dennis Edmonton, AKA Mars Bonfire, wrote it just after he had gotten his first car, something like a ’62 Comet, and he saw a poster for a Harley-Davidson motorcycle that showed the bike exploding out of a Fourth-of-July bang with a caption something like Born to Be Wild!
So, we had a motorcycle, we had the time, we were in England, we were “Born to Be Wild!”
I started to become worried when we were getting close, I had figured that the site for Stonehenge would be somewhere out in a field, kind of isolated. We were on the main road and getting close, all the signs said so. What was really confusing was that the map showed it on one side of the road and the park entrance on the other.
I could see it just ahead. The road looked like it would run right through the center of the stones.
So there it was, we had arrived and just as the map depicted, the parking lot was on the wrong side of the road. We parked and walked through a tunnel to get to the site.
Who in their right mind would build a road so close to one of the great wonders of the world? Why didn’t they go around and give the site some room? Again, I give up.
So there I stood, amongst the rocks. No, make that stones.
I cold feel the life in them. I had to touch one to feel if it was cold.
Everything in England is cold let me reassure you. Foggy and cold. No wonder they tried to settle the world, no one wanted to stay in this dreary place. Listen to me, I grew up in San Francisco, so I don’t really mean it. Foggy and cold is nice, but the English really do have a beautiful country, some of the landscape is remarkable.
I don’t really know how long we stood there, but the moments are etched in my mind permanently. I wanted to be there when the sun rose over the heel stone. I wanted to taste the essence of this remarkable location.
Calvin had kind of gone off alone. I saw him walking around with his helmet in his hand. It appeared he too was enthralled with this fantastic location and all it means.
I looked at him almost as he looked at me and with a wink of an eye we both knew.
Enough! Lets go to London and party!
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